I could have just brought home 3 hot, fresh, large pizzas and some cheesy bread from Dominos tonight...for free.
I was driving home (on...let's call it road A ), and I was like "What's that weird, dark shape on that car? Is it an un-lit pizza delivery sign? .......no...no, it's some sort of bag....."
and as I passed her, I noticed the driver was in a Dominos uniform
I was like, "IT'S THE PIZZA BAG, NUUUUU! D8"
So I turned off into a parking lot but then was all "How do I flag her down?" And then: "Oh no, she's turning onto road B ! NO!"
then she (for some unknown reason) turned again to cut through the parking lot(s) I was in
so I was all trying to get in her way and flashing my lights like mad at her with my window down yelling:
"STOP STOP! NOOO THE PIZZAS!! STOOPPPP!"
and she zipped past me and went to turn the opposite way she had originally been going on road A
I was following her, all stickin' my arms out the window "STOP STOP! THEY DESERVE A BETTER FATE THAN THE DITCH!!"
as she turned left..........the pizza bag dove off the car
(it almost landed in the torn up construction area...which is dug down several feet...and is all mud and yuck...)
so it was just sitting there in the road--totally would have been run down by another vehicle...
"Noooooo! Where's she going? Even if the toppings all slid to one side and she can't take them to the customers, she still needs that bag back!"
I peered down the road and I could just see her turn approximately where the Dominos is.
"Alright, I can grab it and get it to her!"
I left the car door open and dashed out into the darkness to snatch up the bag...
I hurried into the Dominos' lot. I walked in and was holding the bag up...
and I went "Hey, I think this was you? Just came off road A ? Yes?"
She and this other gal were like, "Whut?................OH MY GOD!!!!! DID THAT FLY OUT THE WINDOW?!!!! D:"
and I told her that no, it was on top of her car...and it totally took a dive onto the pavement. XD
....3 fresh pizzas and some cheesy bread....
Could'a been mine, holmes.
It turns out, they were that driver gal's own personal pizzas for her family, so it was okay that they be a little topping-slidey and she checked them all to be sure they survived the crash. lol
...don't ask me why she turned the car around and went back to talk to her friend behind the counter, though.
Yes, I live.